Will Smith recognized the cameraman!
Average size mannequin with average size woman.
The problem, in one picture.
I never realized until seeing this picture that my interpretation of an average size woman has become REALLY SKEWED oh my god I wanna cry
I find this so damn funny every. fucking. time.
Ellen gives Edgar the pizza guy at the Oscars a $1,000 tip (x)
does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear and perfect for a couple days and then all of a sudden it’s like haha just kidding you’re not allowed to have good skin and it breaks out again
#pizza game so strong
ELLEN HAS LITERALLY TAKEN OVER THE INTERNET
Host Ellen DeGeneres speaks onstage during 86th Annual Academy Awards
WHAT A LITTLE SHIT
i lOVE HOW HE JUST HESITATES FOR A SECOND
THEN HE JUST
I’ve never yet been able to resist reblogging this
i have a student named hermione it has begun
this morning she apologised “on behalf of the class” for wasting “your time, and our time, too”. she is ten.
Her parents have taught her well.. And she’s living up to her name lol